Xmas Lunch

For Xmas, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit have chosen to stay at the Royal Arsenal in Woolwich to entertain guests.

Xmas Gifts

Porn!

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit Season's Greetings.

HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit wishes you all a very merry holidays.

Non-rubbish Xmas Gifts

One needs the proper gear when doing the crotch thrust move you know.

Last Minute Foraging for Provisions

We need to buy nibbles for the TV marathon and sofa surfing.

The Big Chill and some Heartwarming News...

...further proof that Global Warming is a conspiracy hatched by the same people who faked the moon landings.

Walking the Dawgs....

...begins with an infusion of calories at home....

Borough Market...

....is where the good food is

Lingerie Shopping...

...by yourself is quite enjoyable because you use your imagination trying to pick out what's best for the recipient...but when doing it with girls, it's horrible! They take ages to choose! There is much pussyfooting. And what is it about women's knickers that make them so expensive?! We looked at Stella McCartney cotton-silk blend undies and they cost £165 for a pack to cover the entire week. For men's undies that's really not so shocking but on girl's lingerie which uses very little cloth, it's daylight robbery.

Blizzard

Snow! In London! Global Warming rocks! And with temperatures at -6C, strong winds, icy footpaths, and shivering limbs much fun can be had crossing Millennium Bridge.

Check In Luggage

Count them. SEVEN! Seven fricking boxes of instant noodles! And they're not even rare instant noodles! Just plain Nissins! How the fuck did he avoid excess luggage charges for that? And how did he answer "Did you pack your luggage yourself?"? "Er, some underpaid, overpriced worker packed for me..."

SoHo is Ho ho ho.

Funnily enough, if you read the Bible, God can be a very Abusive and Violent father.

Notting Hill Breakfast

Can I have your friend's number please? I think we will get along just fine.

For Jesus Christ came to save the anemic, self-righteous, and smelly Vegans

Let's kill plants instead!

Children's Book Filth Endorsed by The Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit picked up this wonderfully educational book from the kids' section at the Last Bookstore on Abingdon.

The Fate of the World Hangs in the Balance? No summit consensus? Poor countries asking the G8 too much?

...this calls for an orange mocha frappuccino...varum varum dum...

Tiger Woods is still the BEST endorser for Management Consulting Firms and....

MILFy. Tiger making sure the message gets to all demographics.

The Occasional 200km Commute Returns and I finally know what Ubuntu means

It's not the machine I fear, it's the price.

Ground Control to Major Pawel Althamer

Space....the final frontier. Or is it?

Hilarious Horse Play

Climate Change

If you were coach Phil Jackson and the game's on the line, would you bench Michael Jordan at the peak of his powers? To do so would be idiotic.

Well, that's what the Philippines has done by booting out Bernarditas Muller from the delegation for the UN Climate Change Summit in Copenhagen. Imagine that! The MOST QUALIFIED Filipina negotiator (she helped draft the KYOTO treaty) was told to move aside for trapo Heherson Alvarez. A joke of an 'environmentalist' (he happens to be on the board of the Philippine Mining Development Corporation), Heherson lacks the chutzpah, gravitas, and influence of Ms. Muller, but there you go, if the Philippines can appoint the imbecile Lito Atienza as its Environment Secretary, it really should be no surprise all all.

While you were sleeping...

This is why, when sleeping with girl friends (not girlfriend girlfriend), I take the inner spoon position.

Headlines

Holding on to something precious.

Y Fronts

Tiger Woods

Is that a dachshund?

Jumbo Jet.

Sit him next to Franklin Drilon.

During my time, we fought with TWO (Duw-wa/Dos) Sticks!

Incidentally, the ref was my PE instructor in college.

Cub Scouts are Evil

Yeah. Christmas. Get it on.

Tidbits

Hannah, Grace, and The Nashman have been watching too much late night porn recently. Well, they're actually documentaries. The docu of the aspiring porn actress with a gag reflex was quite funny.

Giggely giggely. Hillary Clinton must have been bitten by a Twilight Vampire. She's like a 15 year old teen

She told a Vogue journalist last month: “Well, if you saw him it would be a big crush … He's really a good guy. And he's so young!"

Mmmmmm, man meat...must suck on that....

Maximum Temp 4C, Minimum Temp 4C. We need some heat around here!

Lilibeth

Vegetarian. No game. Lunch menu for HRH Lilibeth's visit.

Live Blog. Because technology fits in my pocket

..as we speak she's drinking gin and tonic. Then lunch, then off to a concert in hall.





Lola!

5 layers of Security! Thankfully The Nashman is the Duke of Tabora Barangay and Igid ti Karayan (Vice Versa)....and Lilibeth smiled for my camera! Lola!