Girl. Drunk. Pee. Funneeee.

I feel a Flu a'coming Carruthers.

What up with da powlees my god. Or rather, what up with my homie Chris Rock lately? When is that new material due?

Hmmm, if I get that heart-shaped wreath instead of the parol I don't have to take it down 'till after Balentimes.

I think this is more for my nephew than my niece. Heck, forget the kids, this is more for me!

My miss piggy, what dilated labias you have.

Jackie O is so Pinoy. She loves to be Kodak.

Don't 'cha wish people who love being photographed are as beautiful as Jackie O? Why is it that fugly people love posting 60-photo albums in Facebook?

Ultimate Band Aid She Is

It's a mesmerising photo....the giant getting hit.

Excellent Zimbabwean Butt Toning Exercise. Better than Vicky Belo's (And Free too!)

Chiz Escudero is a Cunt

Random eklat.

Like or no like?

Even with the new movie out?

I want. An alarm clock that really wakes you up!

Obesity. It spares no one.

This is why you should always destroy the bad photos. (Or kill your models)

Admit it. We all have a copy of this Doisneau.

Not good.

Lost.

Too busy.

Baaaad.

Totally lost.

Boring.

The one that made it. Hindi tulad mo Sir Fafi sa Pinoy Photo Forum, isang shot lang kuha agad Sir dahil ang galing ng mata mo Sir.

Will it be as loin scorching as Lolita?

Nabokov you dirty old bastard....

Oooh, hip bones and cup sized breasts....Matulis talaga si Lolo.

Another DOM

Sunset Cycle

We be splitting atoms...

...because the Large Hadron Collider is still not online, we be doin it the old fashioned way innit.

It was a cold saturday.

All the books in this store are P150 each. And there are a lot of gems.

Like this one which is a must next to your Watchtower collection.

Orgies are fun.

Ah, those Greeks.

Well aged meat.

Slim pickings today.

Imagine being charged P50 for ONE oyster back in the Philippines. Oysters are delish. Is it any wonder that Filipinos are prolific kantuteros? Who needs viagra when these abound in them islands.

Britain's oldest public museum re-opened today. Yay!

...after a year of renovations, £61M, and lots of tea.

The place was packed.

The new modern wing...

...with a rooftop restaurant..

...overlooking Ashley's old neighborhood and Lor's public toilet.

Incidentally, the email I received said he was going to answer ANY question thrown at him. Hmmm...tempting.

News Round Up

I was born in the wrong decade...

I only hope there will be another swinging '60s.

Admit it. It is morbidly funny.

It would have been great....except...

..the boy lost to Spin.

God is really pulling all the stops to hide his particle.

...all that technology and still outwitted by a feathery jester.

Haye is 6'3" while Valuev is a 7 foot beast.

....and yet surprise surprise...David won on points!!

But really, this is just a sideshow to next weekend's boxing.

Baseco

I was looking for titillating photo books today and saw this book on prominent display (it's just been released). Did you know this Manila slum exists on white sand?!

Peter Bialobrzeski shot the Case Study Homes series at the Baseco compound (“Bataan Shipyard Corporation Compound”), a squatter camp located at the mouth of the River Pasig near the Port of Manila, in February 2008. This neighborhood, 300 ha of unsafe, unstable subsoil of a former dump site, is home to an estimated 70,000 people. Around 45 per cent of the more than 11 million inhabitants of Greater Manila currently live in such squatter camps and slums. ...the shack built from gathered materials – defies the rule of the series or type. These buildings bear an anarchical, piratic, improvised appearance. Beyond walls and roofs, there are no laws governing the composition of a typical Baseco house. Every builder-inhabitant finds his or her own solutions for their abodes by use of what only looks like rubbish.

It's the sad reality in an overpopulated country like the Philippines. It would be good to give a copy to the monkeys in robes, ie the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines, who say a run-away population is a good thing and oppose a non-coercive reproductive health bill.

Imagine

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit and loyal human consort The Nashman marched across the river to the Mala Strana to visit one of the more peculiar relics of the Iron Curtain.

The Lennon wall was just your average wall when in 1980, the year of John Lennon's murder, his face appeared on this wall and so did all sorts of messages and poetry and Beatles stuff. (Back then it was illegal to play Liverpudlian ditties in Prague.) The commies painted over it. Two days later a new Lennon image appeared. The commies painted over it again, two days later a new one appeared. Over and over the Lennonists fought a running battle using paintbrushes against Husák's monochrome lackeys. The Lennonists won and the wall became a monument to the freedom of expression and the nonviolent Czech struggle against totalitarianism.

Place your bets, sa pula, sa puti, Manny Pacquiao barsus Kutu.

Back: (current odds in da UK)
Manny Pacquiao 40/85
Miguel Cotto 9/4
Draw 39/1

Or in simple terms that Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero can understand, if you bet 100 pesos on:

Manny Pacman Pacquiao winning, you gain P48.00
Miguel Cotto winning, you gain P225.00
Draw, you gain P3900.00

But the odds might change soon coz we don't know how much Cotto weighs. In the meantime, spread your money on Teflon Tony Blair (not) winning the first EU Presidency.



Hmmm, the Belgian is the odds on favourite...

Chiz Escudero has been quiet lately....

....no verbal diarrhea in 4 days is so unlike Chiz Escudero.

Parallel Universe

C'mon fellow citizens of Springfield, let's buy the Marge cover!

Jolly Good Hunt Today Eh Carruthers? (Soya Bean Killers, Please Look Away Now)

That's some serious gun massacre right there.

Mabiag ti addu nga artek ti pulutan.

Why is this cheaper than Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin?

Quail.

Fine Art Nudes

Cool Dads

As you are well aware, the Fathers 4 Justice disbanded sometime last year or so. Fortunately, some intrepid dads have regrouped to form the New Fathers 4 Justice.

Nasty divorce or not, if your dad were this cool, you definitely should spend time with him.

Dia de los Muertos

After the Barbecue Accident It was Pretty Much a Foregone Conclusion

Sometimes that position hurts if you got balls

Our happy meal dinner. Burgers and double fried chips. Agasem, kasla ka met nangan idiay Tummy Fillers ah. Ngem ti dipirinsiya ket naim-imas ken nadalus daytuy ta dakami ti nag-ilutu.

Neneng ok ka lang?

I cycle everyday and I know it can hurt sometimes. Pero si Neneng mukhang enjoy na enjoy.

The Benefits of Tamod

Stroke and click mouse over photo to erect article.

Religion

A Cake For Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero's Political Career

Best wishes to the Ako Bilang Chiz Escudero Party of One. Tama ka, ikaw at ikaw nalang.

Dinnah

Going back to the lab at dusk.

And coming back tired. Thankfully His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit got an instant chinese meal. There are just some days we can't be bothered to cook.

It will never win most photogenic but who cares, our tapeworms are satiated. And that's all that matters tonight.

Gloomy Sunday

Pig out brunch. Well, technically no pork involved.

Retro tin. I like.

55M users and still not making any money. Phail?

Goatse!

Ja, trust them Germans to be on time. Royal Mail has its flaws but if you want a really shitty postal system, try Philpost. Interestingly, the letter I got from her was delivered by Royal Mail and not DHL....hmmm, I iz not urgent innit?

The salacious reality of migrant labour. Ask Filipino seamen.

The minister goes on "People who are full should understand those who are hungry". Also "traditional Chinese culture had a rich vein of erotic poetry and prose, both refined and bawdry, before ideology and foreign prudishness suppressed its expression." I'm sure the imbecilic Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines objects to such pragmatism.

I told them to invest in Shu Uemura instead of Ever Bilena!

I vant.

Leaves.

Mmmmm.

Where the ghosts at?

Those muthafucking kidz got guns muthafucka.

Escape from boarding school.

Cuppycakes, interestingly, are more expensive in Fort Bonifacio.

Could there be people dumb enough not to fork out the extra 1 pence? Or, maybe God hates you so much this is one of those instances where you have exactly £3.99

Vodka is our friend.

Cock. Gay. Rum.

Thank god The Nashman is not hirsute.

Burger with blue cheese...

...and token veggies. Mmmm.

Gingers.

And now for 3 minutes of torture

Who comes up with these sorts of campaign ads?

Just when you thought with the very public self-disembowelment of Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero we'd finally be safe from cheesiness, think again.

Noynoy Aquino's PR peeps have released a prime time ad where Noynoy basically shows off how many showbiz friends he has. Granted it's more a 'music video' rather than a political infomercial, it's positively dripping in jologsness.


If you've already seen it, I'm sure you'll agree with me that they look like a mob out for a lynching.

One minute Boy Abunda is having a slumber party at Mami Villar's old Tondo digs, the next, he's standing on the bow of a banca looking like a missionary young children should avoid.

Chiz Escudero: Boy Laway. Ang TRAPO na may LBM ang bunganga.

...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....

(whoever made this, lagot kayo sa Alpha Phi Beta Ugok fraternity)

MindFuck. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

Frankentuesday

Nice wall graffiti that put a smile to my morning commute.

Antony stands still.

Off to lunch at the covered market.

He's packing wood.

How's the north sea guys?

Tempting. Still a bit overpriced for its specs. I wanna try out that 9 hour battery life. Sus maniwala.

I'd let him go.

Still undecided how much to bet.

Skin Colour is just a Phenotype.

Maggie from the Hood.

Ganja equals happiness squared mon.

The customer askah if we serveh sweetah and sowah pok with no cheelee. I said "Yes we can!"

We're off to the colonial market Carruthers. Chop. Chop.

Oooh la la. Animal products. Jolly good.

Shall I get the wildebeest...

or the white rhinoceros hoof? Is there elephant by any chance?

Tiger skull. A candelabra I say.

Alrighty then. When these little critters finish, I want those snakeskins for my Reed's boots.

We would like to say we have nothing against cows. We have been nonoming a lot of beef lately. Well, it's cheap and a steak meal takes no more than 15 minutes to make.

It happens to everyone of us.

Sonntag

A fucking rainbow, chocolate nips. A fucking rainbow, chocolate nips. I hate that jingle from childhood.

Apparently, Mel Gibson is unavailable.

So, did you know that Scota was the daughter of a pharaoh? I wonder how they packed the, thunder roll, Stone of Destineeeee, lightning flash.

Yay! I can go to Israel for cheap!

Before it turns into a bleak grey.

They obviously have not seen a Burnham lake Swan boat...although I prefer the psycho bear boat.

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit present their handiwork...

..it doesn't look photogenic but it's homemade.

Printer Ink is Expensive

Presidential Chizisms...

PS: So what's this I picked off the Baguio Grapevine (with photos!) about Manny Pacquiao's endorphin and serotonin extractor?

Hey, we gained 1 hour today.

Benguet should send over some samples so we can see how our local grown grass stacks up. FYI: This one's retailing at 10 Euros per gram. Sold by Greenhouse Coffee Shop. There's one in Dam square.

Just Two Surprises

Because somewhere in the world, there's at least one Manoling Morato

No surprises there save for two...

Talking rabbits....

...and a case of copyright infringement (daw). Book by a Swedish guy only available hereabouts. JD Salinger is still alive???

Snap Photo Assault: Rainy Saturday

Yay. A wicker man. I wonder when they'll burn it. Incidentally, avoid the Nicolas Cage remake. The original Brit version by Saruman is way way better.

Can you believe it's only today I noticed there's an Antony Gormley sculpture on top of Exeter. Paid for by an anonymous donor. Need to shoot it during sunset.

A facsimile of Carl Jung's illuminated manuscript was released last week. It's humongous.

...ooh la la...

...it's got lots of mindfuck illustrations. I is gonna get me a copy.

Freedom of speech is good because it allows people to express their moronic ideas in public which can then be discussed, criticised, mocked, and dismissed, as we saw this week when racist Griffin showed up for debate only to expose himself as a twat.

I don't see the fuss. Chihuahuas are supposed to be in handcarry luggage anyway.

Those illegal immigrants, ruining it for the rest of us.

Whoa. That's ooooooold.

You gotta hand it to the Japs. When they copy, they make a fricking good one.

Yes, you read it. The USA 'embassy' in Baghdad is a big as The Vatican. That's not an embassy, that's land grabbing.

New seatbelt for dog developed.


It's two barks of approval it seems.

Back home, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit prepared a nice heavy dinner.

Rump steak, rare of course, couscous with buffalo mozzarella, and naked salad.

Books

It's one of those days my friend.

Summary: The interwebs does not forget. Whatever you post will be there for eternity. Take note of that Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and your corrupt family. Yours is going to be a permanent record.

Off to next bookstore...

...for Tiny Acts of Rebellion by Rich Fulcher.

Coffee table book.

He's famous and funny though.

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit prepared a lazy dinner of chicken bits dipped in boiling fat.

Steampunk Part 2: Fall/Winter Look

Professor Maelstromme's Superior Ocular Replacement by Amanda Scrivener and Thomas Willeford