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Wednesday, 1 November 2006

The Nashman Studies of Motion 13: 7 Days After You Read This Post...........Be Afraid, Be Very Takot....

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem, PA/PR Gromit, and loyal human consort The Nashman apologise for not updating our blog. We will continue with the Fantabulous Maroc Diaries soon.

For the meantime, there are lots of exciting things that are keeping us occupied - marking exam papers (I use tarot cards to determine the grades of students. Using the dart board is sooo last century) , doing experiments, enjoying how easy it is to rip a dvd on a mac, and cooking! (I've got some superb veal steaks and I've marinated some angus beef cutlets for garlic bistek. I've also been inexplicably pigging out on Swedish cod roe caviar and crab fat from Scotland. Very unhealthy. It must the be seasonal-affective-disorder that comes with the inevitable long winter nights. Hey, it's better than snorting cocaine...)

Socially, there's the London Film Festival (lot's of 'arty' films this year with gratuitous sex and nudity, the film 'Shortbus' for example has real sex scenes), the jaw-dropping Velazquez Exhibition (he is the maestro!) at the National Gallery, the Leonardo da Vinci Exhibition (damn you Bill Gates for not lending your Da Vinci codex to the museum!) , dinner parties (with royalty, d-list celebs, and with people who feel as if they are royalty but who tend to make a fool of themselves hence endless hours of amusement - you know, those feeling guapo, looking gago naman) and the like. These have kept us dawgs very busy.

Believe me, blogging is cool but we have a life to live.

But since it's Halloween, we hope you dear blog readers (yes, the 9 of you) enjoy my impression of Ringu...............

Presenting, The Nashman as that scary long haired (can't I get some endorsement love from shampoo companies?) thing that comes out of your tv set....cue spine-tingling music....


we couldn't find a tv-set but this is just as hair-raising...




Kids, stay away from the chimney, Santa's been baaad and we had to chop him up to be served as Palabok sauce in Jollibee (the evil Filipino equivalent of evil McDonald's. We Flips too can serve shitty fastfood!).

Mwahahahahahahaha......

5 comments:

Alternati said...

How did you get into the chimney upside down? haha... on second thought, It should remain a "movie secret". Soot in place of dripping water... genius!

Easy on the aligue! hehe

En said...

hmm..you seemed emerging from a humongous toilet bowl in the last pic.
no offense; just my imagination *harhar*

paolosbrew said...

'arty' films with gratuitous sex and nudity? Que Horror! errr--- anu-anong titles? im going to quiapo to look for the pirated copies. if there will be.

nash said...

well, i went in head first...

now that you mention it, it does appear as if i'm a brown turd crawling out of the crapper

ikaw naman, lahat ng arty films may sex and nudity lalo na pag french ang title. the most sexually explicit film this year is 'shortbus'. it's far better than '9 songs'....pinalabas din ang 'kubrador' and 'pagdadalaga....' pero ala show.....

paolosbrew said...

that's why ive been going to the annual Cine Europa and the French Film Fest here in manila for more than 5 years now :D RRRRRRRRRRRRR...