Saturday, 21 April 2007

The Nashman Studies of Motion 29: There is a reason they call me The Nashman....

I know you like me.
I know you do.
That's why whenever I come around he's all over you.
And I know you want it.
It's easy to see.
And in the back of your mind.
I know you should be home with me.

Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?

Don't cha?
Don't cha?

Don't cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me?

Don't cha?
Don't cha?

Thank you for choosing to fly with The Nashman. (O ha, walang CGI o camera trick yan. Hayup. Ang gleng gleng. Shet.)

...we hope you have an enjoyable journey.

....refreshments and entertainment are available. Cyberfondle The Nashman any which way you want for your pleasure. Kamangha-mangha ang mga talento ni The Nashman. Aminin.

Pucha hebigat! Sign language of "I Love You" between the legs. Grabe, mas okey pa sa alright.

The Nashman - he may be cheap, but there is no better way to get high. Mas mura pa kaysa shabu, pero mas hanep ang arrive. Pag nag-break na kayo ng syota mong ulol (kung mahilig ka rin lang sa pangit, ba't di nalang ako?), send me a text +447789845292.


Anonymous said...

that superb ability just showed how light "it" is.only a few possess that to carry that talent well.keep it up.

Bill Bilig said...

Awww, he's in lurve. Good luck pards.

nash said...

i like to travel light. you ain't gonna go high if you burden yourself with too much weight, innit? :D

Anonymous said...

totally with u, being a female who's light in it. ang gaan gaan ng feeling. society just made our beliefs distorted: being light in certain areas = "not good enough". keep on jumping nash - show them otherwise. i like reading ur blog a lot. u'r becoming more like the "it" guy in our minds as we read more and more of u - galing mong manunulat

The Nashman said...

I'm an "It" guy?

You means ka-level ko na si Borgy Manotoc or Celine Lopez (diba sya daw ang 'it' girl ngayon?)

You ha, you are making sipsip. Sige na nga, "it's" light naman and non-fattening.

Anonymous said...

absolutely not sipsip, to be in the same league as Borgy Manotoc - wow, only a good writer can do that - btw, i got ur link from jester-in-exile - i'm still his fan, but unfortunately, he writes more heavy stuff now - no more of his fiction/maybe "nonfiction" tambayan series which i think deserves a palanca in a blog category :( - yours is light, so that made your blog series more interesting to read for me now hehe - keep up the good work

The Nashman said...

ah si jester, mortal enemy number one yan since high school...