The Nashman Studies of Motion 30: There's some serious tree-hugging going on
....deep in the cool forest lives The Nashman...
Extreme survival tip 1: This is how you sleep on a tree branch. There is nothing more relaxing than hanging from a branch. Extremely rare and adorable tree-climbing brown Filipino monkey from the fog-covered Cordilleras. Do your part to save endangered species. Bear his babies and have cute little brown Filipino monkeys in your own home. Please stop cyberfondling my tits with your cursor. I'm going to lose my grip.
...man, I need to start training again. Those love handles are getting embarrassing.