Saturday, 26 July 2008

Hotel Booking

I'm trying to book a hotel on the Adriatic coast as me and HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit would like a short break but we can't seem to find nice family-run B&B's. Google doesn't return reliable results for queries to "rimini nude beach cheap hotel bella figura orgiastico fantastico".

We found this hotel on the beach and when we clicked the "magkano ka" this was the reply...

This could mean one of two things:
1. This is where the only the rich come to play, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
2. We are a shite hotel and we will furnish your room according to how much you are willing to pay. €50 gets you an airbed with a view of the chef's buttcrack.

Hmmm, I'm tempted to send them my 2-page rider and see how much it will cost.....

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