Yes, she is who Gloria Arroyo forces to meet the press when Gloria is too busy to tell the lies and fairy tale stories herself. (And you wonder? What keeps that midget busy? Is it because, if the grapevine is to be believed, the anti-money laundering agents are closing in on GMA and she's trying her darndest to cover all tracks? No trips to Europe for her fat husband in case they arrest him?)
Aba, ang daming certificate! Imfresib. Kulang nalang certificate of nutrition from BFAD at certificate of endorsement ng PAMET at certificate ng bakuna from Vetracin. And where on earth is the New York Institute ON Finance??? Gad, spokesperson na ito ha who should have microscopic eyes and yet she's so boplaks to proofread ang CV. And take note, mega-mention pa ni tita na class treasurer siya...it's so uber-Lolz
Aba, ang dami niyang Plaque! Dapat kasi magsipilyo siya ng Hapee Toothpaste! It's so funny, ngayon lang ako nakakita ng CV na nakalista ang mga plaques. Windang ang bestpren ni Ashley! Meron bang group photo kasama sa Plaque?
Pati listahan ng seminars ATTENDED nasa CV! Omigad talaga....hindi tulad nang aking kaibigan na si Ashley, sinusulat lamang ang seminar kung siya ay nagpresent ng paper or isa siyang keynote speaker....