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Sunday, 14 December 2008

Another Promil Baby: Gloria Arroyo's Mouthpiece

Aaah, don't we all miss siRaulo Gonzalez? Him and his funny and idiotic pronouncements? Fortunately, Gloria Arroyo's cabinet is full of people who have overdosed on melamine-tainted promil. Running a close second to Gonzalez is GMA's spokesperson, Maria Lorelei C. Fajardo, she was the first Malacanang official to admit that the Fertilizer Fund administered by Jocjoc Bolante was indeed a scam. And who exactly is Ms. Fajardo?....
Yes, she is who Gloria Arroyo forces to meet the press when Gloria is too busy to tell the lies and fairy tale stories herself. (And you wonder? What keeps that midget busy? Is it because, if the grapevine is to be believed, the anti-money laundering agents are closing in on GMA and she's trying her darndest to cover all tracks? No trips to Europe for her fat husband in case they arrest him?)
Aba, ang daming certificate! Imfresib. Kulang nalang certificate of nutrition from BFAD at certificate of endorsement ng PAMET at certificate ng bakuna from Vetracin. And where on earth is the New York Institute ON Finance??? Gad, spokesperson na ito ha who should have microscopic eyes and yet she's so boplaks to proofread ang CV. And take note, mega-mention pa ni tita na class treasurer siya...it's so uber-Lolz
Aba, ang dami niyang Plaque! Dapat kasi magsipilyo siya ng Hapee Toothpaste! It's so funny, ngayon lang ako nakakita ng CV na nakalista ang mga plaques. Windang ang bestpren ni Ashley! Meron bang group photo kasama sa Plaque?

Pati listahan ng seminars ATTENDED nasa CV! Omigad talaga....hindi tulad nang aking kaibigan na si Ashley, sinusulat lamang ang seminar kung siya ay nagpresent ng paper or isa siyang keynote speaker....

5 comments:

dementia said...

LOL winner itez!

Pinoy Contests said...

Hilarious to the nth level! This is the bomb. She might as well have bought one of those blank "biodata" forms in a sarisari store and filled it up while sipping "softdrinks" from a plastic bag.

Jen said...

ZOMG! This is an abomination! And she's so proud of this that she has it floating around the intarwebs?! ZOMG talaga!

Those certificates mean nothing without the certificate from PAMET, the most important certification of all. Ehehe. Anubuh. :D

ashley said...

aba syempre, di ko ka-level ang mga yan. at least nasa CV ko ang certificate of swiss hair institute. sya, pamet lang.

The Becky said...

'regional winner-palayan city as child friendly city'--ilagay ba daw sa CV. tinde! ay apo!