Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Good News! Let's Celibate

I had an involuntary nocturnal emission while sleeping on L's bed 19 days ago.

Test 1: Negative! Wohoo!

Test 2: Negative. (Wohoo)^2

Moral of the story: When sharing a bed with a friend. Pray the novena till you doze off completely.


unwritten said...

laughing my ass of.

u dawg.

The Nashman said...

buti nalang the morning after pill worked

unwritten said...

it would have been fun to see little nashmans running around Oxbarrio.

K. said...

Little Nashmen? Horrible thought! Isn't one enough already? :p