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Sunday, 19 April 2009

Miss Gilagid


Ayan Ashley, may role model na ang kaibigan mong puro gilagid pag ngumiti.

3 comments:

ashley said...

Nashman loves Ms gilagid.

The Nashman said...

diba tinanong sa iyo ni miss gilagid bakit tinanggihan yung offer niya ng kantot nang kanyang collegemate? prangkahan ang lola sabi niya "I'm going home to the philippines soon and I'd like to shag you"...pero nagdecline ang mama... anong sabi mo? "iha, tumingin sa salamin"..salbahe ka talaga

ashley said...

haha. I fished that out from Atty E. who gave pieces of advice to Ms. Gilagid on how to approach a football player Englishman in 60 seconds right after the chancellor gave his congrtulatory speech during Ms Gilagid's degree days.

Eh, papaano naman if the advisor looks like a wooly mammoth...what do you expect. That Englishman might have fled in terror after the advancement made by Ms Gilagid in her full sub-fusc regala, unkempt knee-length hair, humpty dumpty stature and 5-inch spectacles....plus the succulent gilagid of course.