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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Glutathione Drug Addict and Tarsier Torturer and Media Whore Senator Loren Legarda is at it again



In another judicious and efficient use of legislative resources, Presidential aspirant and overall annoying plasticine senator Loren Legarda has delivered a privilege speech in defense of matronas of privilege. Perhaps jealous of the media mileage Bong Revilla got from the Hayden case (another monumental waste of Senate time), tarsier torturer Loren Legarda saw fit to devote taxpayer funded time for something that should have been left to the police and the local courts.

The socialites packed the front pew of the senate gallery and attempted to show their pain and suffering through their botox-infused and shu uemura-caked faces. Socialites, who have the resources to privately pursue their case, were given the full beso-beso treatment by an artificially whitened Loren Legarda. Meanwhile, fishermen, farmers, drivers, marginalised sectors and citizens of the republic who are not as financially blessed and who really need help cannot so much as put one tsinelas-clad foot past the Senate gates.

Apparently, socialites Ching Cruz, Deedee Palispis, Agnes Hulbonhoa, Barbara Tolentino et al were hustled out of their 'family jewels' by con artist Maria Elena So-Guisande. Now, I don't know who these people are but you have to be a FRICKING STUPID IDIOT to invest in a nebulous business proposition. Pray, do tell, why should the government pick up the unnecessary tab for publicising the stupidity of these women? Apparently, 'well heeled' doesn't imply that you have something between those ears. Maybe all that botox has displaced all the grey matter. (Well, at least, alam na ng madla na ang mga socialites na ito ay ubod ng katangahan at sa Senado pa nila ipinaalam na nadugas ang kanilang mga alahas. Lahat sila dapat sapatusin ng Ferragamo.)

HOY MGA GUNGGONG NA SENADOR, WE ARE IN A RECESSION, YUNG MGA IMPORTANTENG BAGAY ANG BIGYAN NYO NG PANSIN! Let those matronas make their high priced lawyers earn their keep!


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm agreement.. privilege speeches should only be alloted for the less privileged people and not for these scary looking botox-heads with crooked, fake noses..

Brian Brotarlo said...

The mom of Voldemort?

The Nashman said...

siguro nagyabang yabang sila ng mga alahas nila tapos tatanga-tanga at uto uto naman na iphinahiram sa con artist dahil nga nagyayabang sila, family jewels nga kuno eh...ayun na-dugas...

Parang bankruptcy ng GM at Chrysler, no one can symphatise with them.

sparks said...

*snicker*

Nose jobs, and lip collagen implants!!!!!

The Nashman said...

That's libelous! These old women are all natural! Their only concession to vanity is the occassional botox injection. Retract or they will whack you with their LV bags.

BrianB said...

Natural mother ni Tom Riddle. Parsel tongue din siguro.

Anonymous said...

TO: The Nashman,

Huwag ka mag yabang sa mga salita mo. Madali magsalita pero hindi ikaw yun na swindle ng million million pesos na pinaghirapan nila ipundar. Panay ka salita at yabang pero wala kang ginagawa. If you can't see anything nice and prove your statements. Don't speak moron! Wala ka pa palang binatbat sa buhay. Ganyana ka pa mag accuse ng mga incente

Anonymous said...

Whatever a person says online is public and can be used against you as libel. swerte ka at wala silang panahon para sa iyo kasi kung meron, they will be more than willing to spend time and money that you will be summoned to court and charge you for defamation which paying for a lawyer will cause you money! And can even print your name on paper and humiliate you wherever you live and study. Think before you speak!

The Nashman said...

The swindler is obviously a crook.

But I have no love lost for the 'swindees'. If not for their stupidity or greed or both, hindi sila masi-swindle.

The Nashman said...

And please, utang ng loob, MAHIYA NAMAN KAYO FOR ABUSING PUBLIC TIME AND MONEY.

Kayo ang makapal ang mukha. Private case, sinasayang niyo pa oras ng senado.