Wednesday, 3 June 2009
Glutathione Drug Addict and Tarsier Torturer and Media Whore Senator Loren Legarda is at it again
In another judicious and efficient use of legislative resources, Presidential aspirant and overall annoying plasticine senator Loren Legarda has delivered a privilege speech in defense of matronas of privilege. Perhaps jealous of the media mileage Bong Revilla got from the Hayden case (another monumental waste of Senate time), tarsier torturer Loren Legarda saw fit to devote taxpayer funded time for something that should have been left to the police and the local courts.
The socialites packed the front pew of the senate gallery and attempted to show their pain and suffering through their botox-infused and shu uemura-caked faces. Socialites, who have the resources to privately pursue their case, were given the full beso-beso treatment by an artificially whitened Loren Legarda. Meanwhile, fishermen, farmers, drivers, marginalised sectors and citizens of the republic who are not as financially blessed and who really need help cannot so much as put one tsinelas-clad foot past the Senate gates.
Apparently, socialites Ching Cruz, Deedee Palispis, Agnes Hulbonhoa, Barbara Tolentino et al were hustled out of their 'family jewels' by con artist Maria Elena So-Guisande. Now, I don't know who these people are but you have to be a FRICKING STUPID IDIOT to invest in a nebulous business proposition. Pray, do tell, why should the government pick up the unnecessary tab for publicising the stupidity of these women? Apparently, 'well heeled' doesn't imply that you have something between those ears. Maybe all that botox has displaced all the grey matter. (Well, at least, alam na ng madla na ang mga socialites na ito ay ubod ng katangahan at sa Senado pa nila ipinaalam na nadugas ang kanilang mga alahas. Lahat sila dapat sapatusin ng Ferragamo.)
HOY MGA GUNGGONG NA SENADOR, WE ARE IN A RECESSION, YUNG MGA IMPORTANTENG BAGAY ANG BIGYAN NYO NG PANSIN! Let those matronas make their high priced lawyers earn their keep!
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