As you know, The Nashman divides his time between the overpopulated and polluted city of Baguio and the overpopulated and polluted municipality of La Trinidad. Well, at least La Trinidad still has fresh salad, vegetable noodles, and strawberry farms.
You have to be a proper looney to dream this up. It's humungous! Believe it bitches. Is it me or is this Guinness certificate a bit manky? Huh? Wala man lang dry seal at wax stamp at pirma ng notaryo? Baka galing Recto ito ha. Teri Hatcher might want to take a closer look at that diploma again.