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Sunday, 5 July 2009

DSLR Nutters......

...are everywhere, ruining our peace and quiet at the Baywalk.

These hordes of camera-wielding terrorists must be stopped from taking snapshots of defenseless natives! Natives, know your rights! Don't be the next Katrina Halili! No means no! Don't be raped by these DLSR nutters and their self-serving photoblogs!

If you see a pack of DSLR nutters taking your photo you have the right to shout "Hoy, putang-ina ninyo! Kukuha-kuha ka ng litrato para pagkaperahan mo at i-post sa photoblog mo pero hindi mo man kami binibigyan ng prints man lang. Shet ka! Layas!"


DSLR nutter takes photo of native just sitting quietly, minding his own business.

DSLR nutters come in packs. They will take snapshots of you when all you want is to have time to yourself.

Look at how shameless and evile DSLR nutters are.

This young man was taking illicit photos of The Nashman and so The Nashman challenged him to a shoot out until our batteries got drained.

O ha? Kailangan pa bang i-DSLR yan?? My 7 megapixel rusty borrowed point and shoot camera shows you how it is done. Look at the composition, the evenness of tone, the correct ISO setting, the melancholic feeling of euphoria that arrests your senses as you view a The Nashman snapshot. Tang-na, kahit maliit lang ang baril kung sapul agad, panalo pa rin. Akin na yang "portfolio" mo at pampunas ko ng pwet.

8 comments:

avegirl said...

haha!natawa ako dito!I can feel you annoyance at those DSLR hilders. Nung una naiinggit ako sa kanila, pero naisip ko, eh para san ba yang ginagawa nila?para lang ipagmayabang ang kanilang DLSR??=)

The Nashman said...

some of them has good eyes, some are dulings, some are blind.

jo. said...

nasa mata yan!

The Nashman said...

kaya ang gaganda ng kuha ni Stevie Wonder.

rene said...

@avegirl, anakngtupa naman o. lahat ba ng may DSLR nagyayabang?!

The Nashman said...

Uy, si Papa Rene, matulis ang mata niyan...Kahit hindi SLR, kahit webcam lang, sapul agad ni Papa Rene ang subject.

avegirl said...

@rene, I'm sorry but I don't think may sinabi akong lahat ng may SLR eh nagyayabang. so wag ka mag feeling pwede?

Sidney said...

Hahahaha...