We, the citishens of thish beloved cowntree that ish poished to achieve Persh werld Statush with dear Gloriadinejad as Shupreme Leader for Life, demand to know what is happening to our beloved leader.
First, Gloria Arroyo's silicone boobies leaked and now we know she also has hairy armpits. These are serious medical conditions!
According to our conshtitushen, we must be informed on ALL matters regarding our dear President's health. We demand proof of our beloved leader's good health. We demand photos of her hairiness and her boobie scars.
Let us enjoin all citizens, including Garci, to pray for the President's continued good karma.