Saturday, 14 November 2009

Early Xmas Wishlist

You should always have a spy camera when you transact any business with the Philippine government. I was so annoyed I didn't have one when the municipal engineer of Shitexico, Pampanga shamelessly extorted 'xerox' money from me. Yes, the fucktwat wanted P500 for photocopying 2 sheets of paper or that was the end of 'progress'.

As a courtesy to your girlfriend/wife/lover, you should always shave your balls.

More of a 'want' than a pressing 'need'

I prefer my fingers (or my girlfriend's). Thanks.

I'm not sure they are legal but if they are being sold they must be.

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