Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Surveys not done by SWS or Pulse Asia

Shock horror! More women than men prefer masturbation!

These numbers are confusing. Since sex is generally a tandem sport, male and female percentages should be similar. Take for example that 2 out of 10 men have public sex in parks whereas 4 out of 10 women do. That means there are two women willing to shag one man in the park UNLESS the disparity means lesbians prefer hoovering carpets in the park. I love the parks and I have yet to see lezzies at it. On the other hand, there are 4 horny men for each woman on tains OR Manang Ernesto Maceda, Tita Manoling Morato, and Mother John Osmena prefer taking cock on the tracks.

Admit it, Boris has won us over.

Do you want extra cream?

I wish.

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