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Sunday, 29 November 2009

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Elly Pamatong for Philippine President 2010!

Elly Pamatong is a graduate of UP!
Elly Pamatong is a graduate of Silliman University!
Elly Pamatong is a 3-time champion in Oratory at Silliman!
Elly Pamatong is an undefeated debater in UP!
Elly Pamatong has a brain!


Elly Pamatong is our Man! Elect Ely Pamatong for President of the Republic of the Philippines!

It's so hypnotic and fattening watching this wonderful machine! Mmmmm, donut.


Drop one...

...drop the second...fry, move, take, eat

Siguro ganyan ang hetsura ng Jerbaks na lumalabas sa pwet ng Royal friend ni Ashley lalo na't mga mala-camel ang tumatanggal sa barado ng pozo negro niya.

Carne


Our butcher, 100 years of experience....

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Struggling Singer Songwriter duets with Struggling Photographer


She's not huge at the moment, with only 5000 myspace friends but once workplace TV drama picks up her song for the requisite lovelorn music video before credits she will be playing at packed auditoriums and late night chat shows...and this will raise the stock of photographer as his photos of struggling singer songwriter before she made big will be worth lots at auction.

Why Brits are Vampires

Gumana talaga ang Hidden Soldiers Shampo laban sa Coto.



Ok, let's not get carried away....

Support the Farmers! Buying their calendar will help them buy clothes!

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Francis Joseph Chiz Guevara Escudero

is like a bad case of STD. He's so hard to get rid of...


Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero, now or in the future, you will never be President.

Monday, 23 November 2009

Shopping at Rustan's


You are welcomed with Hello Mamser, welcome po to Rustan's

Masaprola!!


Ay issu? Masaprola cupcake deserves taste test.

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit sniff the goods.

Ano Ashley? Kaya mo ba yan?

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Oy Vey! Share the Bolivian Marching Powder!


And thank god for considerate pimps who look after our welfare! Pimpin ain't easy!

Wild Think!!



Wild think!
You make my heart sink!
You make everythink
Groovy!
I said Wild think!

Saturday, 21 November 2009

Snap Photo Assault: Walk with me and make muni-muni


Our walk begins at Kensington Palace, a 'hood known for having houses that cost upwards of £100M. As we know, the Philippine Embassy used to be in this 'hood next to Indian steel magnates and Russian oligarchs before the ruse was discovered, ie, hindi pala tayo rich. Biro niyo, pupunta sila sa kapitbahay para humiram ng asukal, yun pala para makolekta ang gold ware (siempri, tangaw tangaw amay quien met diay katolong da idiay Ruski). Anyways, ayun pinalayas tayo ni Mummy Lilibeth because we really can't afford the upa. Mga pagkukunwari natin.

We proceed to cross Hyde Park. As you can see, it's deep autumn...all the leaves are brown..and the sky is gray...

Ooops, teka, na-distract ang aking pagmumuni-muni.

Royal Albert Hall. If you are the biggest rock band NOW, you get to perform at the O2 Arena...but if you are the biggest rock band EVER, you get to be invited perform here: Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Cream, Led Zep, CCR, The Who, Rivermaya, Alamid, Introvoys, After Image..

Then to Imperial College London where we looked at a car being developed. Incidentally, Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics here.

Off to the science musuem where to my disappointment Nick Ut's camera is still missing! WTF it's been a year. (If you don't know who Nick Ut is, you are probably taking macro shots of flowers)

Boys worshipping at the altar of the Blessed Ford Model T.

Can't get enough of Manolo Quezon? Har har!

Crossing the street to the V&A to look at more obscene art.

I went to Harrod's and it was so packed I asked myself why do I even bother? Still, a good place to people watch, trying to guess who is the legitimate wife, the mistress, the call girl, the gold digga...

Outside, the all year anti-fur protest.

Whereas in Harvey Nics....

Living wall. Niiiiice.

I wanted to have tea at Laduree but they only have 3/tatlo/tallo/tres/trois tables! Thankfully the Royal Academy is next to it...but there's this looooooooooooooooooooooong queue to see Anish Kapoor. Well, he is one of the more exciting modern artists.

Late afternoon tea is spent underground, reading the newspaper.

..then off to Fortnum & Mason.

Talipapa sa Notting Hill


He knowz where the yummy nom iz.

Shrooms....but have you got any magical ones?

Manny Pacquiao may have a 6 pan de sals but I've got one big one.

Yummy but don't eat one before you kiss your lover because you'll just be a boy, standing in front of a girl, her asking you to brush your teeth before you do anything oral.

What happens to your balls if you haven't had any action.

I'm telling you, this is the original D'original original.

I smell something I like from this stall...

Moroccan spinach and couscous pasty....mmmm.

The Belgians, what have they ever done for us?

That's a chocolate labradoodle!

Friday, 20 November 2009

(S)He used to be my student


I reprimanded him for being obscene. You should always always shave your legs.

Werq it gurlfriend

And for our Offertory let us all sing...

Censorship starves people in Africa!



Ashley hindi imbitado yung Royal Friend mo from the Sultanate of Culiat? Si Bilawal rin hindi sinama. Mabalahibo kasi.

What we digested this week.


Uber LOL.

Monday Dinner: Paprika chicken with watercress.

Tuesday Lunch: Tuna salad

Tuesday Dinner: Rare steak and watercress

Wednesday Lunch: Spinach and mushroom stroganoff

Thursday Lunch: Rabbit grass

Friday Lunch: Chicken with pineapples