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Thursday, 31 December 2009

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

The Evile Satanic Sales.


Dolce and Gabanna and the new low waist jeans. This is a sign that Erap will be Philippine president 2010!

It used to be The Nashman could scavenge on the dying days of January for real bargains. Finding shoes were never a problem (size 7), or trousers (size 29 or 30), or shirts (S)...but now things are different. The Chinese and Koreans and Japanese have waaaaaaaay much more money in these times and since ALL ASIANS look same, they have the same size clothes. And thus, the shops are left with size 11 shoes, size 36 trousers, and large shirts. The Chinese and Koreans and Japanese who have waaaaaaay much more money can pillage the sales very early leaving nothing for the equally sized destitutes like The Nashman. Putang-enang shet, balek Penshoppe at Bench muna tayo. Nasimot na ng mga Tsekwa, Sakang, at Amoy Kimchi ang Hugo Boss na £1 o ang Gucci na £5. Mga shet kayo, baket ang yayaman niyo! The Philippines is the only Catholic country in Asia. It is also the most corrupt. And we are resilient to the recession.

Tuesday, 29 December 2009

When it's cold, everyone keeps indoors with the calories.


Rabbit dinuguan looks yummeh.

For Ashley


Ashley, this is Leica Girl's Xmas present for you. Magsawa ka sa mga sobra sobrang hiwa sa abs niya. Bata pa yan, 18 daw...para ma-feel mo bakit aliw na aliw mga Irish na Pari.

Monday, 28 December 2009

Sunday, 27 December 2009

Saturday, 26 December 2009

Mayfair


Walking down Posh Street.

Perambulations with the Dawgs and new friend Ze Love Leopard


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit show Mobutu, Ze Love Leopard, around Westminster. Behind them is London's ginormous Seiko Watch, ang relo na masuerte.

Friday, 25 December 2009

Xmas Lunch


For Xmas, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit have chosen to stay at the Royal Arsenal in Woolwich to entertain guests.

Xmas Gifts


Porn!

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit Season's Greetings.


HRO Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit wishes you all a very merry holidays.

Thursday, 24 December 2009

Non-rubbish Xmas Gifts


One needs the proper gear when doing the crotch thrust move you know.

Last Minute Foraging for Provisions


We need to buy nibbles for the TV marathon and sofa surfing.

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

The Big Chill and some Heartwarming News...


...further proof that Global Warming is a conspiracy hatched by the same people who faked the moon landings.

Walking the Dawgs....


...begins with an infusion of calories at home....

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Borough Market...


....is where the good food is

Lingerie Shopping...


...by yourself is quite enjoyable because you use your imagination trying to pick out what's best for the recipient...but when doing it with girls, it's horrible! They take ages to choose! There is much pussyfooting. And what is it about women's knickers that make them so expensive?! We looked at Stella McCartney cotton-silk blend undies and they cost £165 for a pack to cover the entire week. For men's undies that's really not so shocking but on girl's lingerie which uses very little cloth, it's daylight robbery.

Monday, 21 December 2009

Blizzard


Snow! In London! Global Warming rocks! And with temperatures at -6C, strong winds, icy footpaths, and shivering limbs much fun can be had crossing Millennium Bridge.

Check In Luggage


Count them. SEVEN! Seven fricking boxes of instant noodles! And they're not even rare instant noodles! Just plain Nissins! How the fuck did he avoid excess luggage charges for that? And how did he answer "Did you pack your luggage yourself?"? "Er, some underpaid, overpriced worker packed for me..."

Sunday, 20 December 2009

SoHo is Ho ho ho.


Funnily enough, if you read the Bible, God can be a very Abusive and Violent father.

Notting Hill Breakfast


Can I have your friend's number please? I think we will get along just fine.

Friday, 18 December 2009

Children's Book Filth Endorsed by The Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines


His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit picked up this wonderfully educational book from the kids' section at the Last Bookstore on Abingdon.

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Monday, 14 December 2009

Climate Change



If you were coach Phil Jackson and the game's on the line, would you bench Michael Jordan at the peak of his powers? To do so would be idiotic.

Well, that's what the Philippines has done by booting out Bernarditas Muller from the delegation for the UN Climate Change Summit in Copenhagen. Imagine that! The MOST QUALIFIED Filipina negotiator (she helped draft the KYOTO treaty) was told to move aside for trapo Heherson Alvarez. A joke of an 'environmentalist' (he happens to be on the board of the Philippine Mining Development Corporation), Heherson lacks the chutzpah, gravitas, and influence of Ms. Muller, but there you go, if the Philippines can appoint the imbecile Lito Atienza as its Environment Secretary, it really should be no surprise all all.

While you were sleeping...


This is why, when sleeping with girl friends (not girlfriend girlfriend), I take the inner spoon position.

Saturday, 12 December 2009

Friday, 11 December 2009

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Monday, 7 December 2009

Jumbo Jet.



Sit him next to Franklin Drilon.

Sunday, 6 December 2009

Saturday, 5 December 2009

Tidbits


Hannah, Grace, and The Nashman have been watching too much late night porn recently. Well, they're actually documentaries. The docu of the aspiring porn actress with a gag reflex was quite funny.

Friday, 4 December 2009

Giggely giggely. Hillary Clinton must have been bitten by a Twilight Vampire. She's like a 15 year old teen

She told a Vogue journalist last month: “Well, if you saw him it would be a big crush … He's really a good guy. And he's so young!"

Mmmmmm, man meat...must suck on that....

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Lilibeth


Vegetarian. No game. Lunch menu for HRH Lilibeth's visit.

Live Blog. Because technology fits in my pocket

..as we speak she's drinking gin and tonic. Then lunch, then off to a concert in hall.





Lola!

5 layers of Security! Thankfully The Nashman is the Duke of Tabora Barangay and Igid ti Karayan (Vice Versa)....and Lilibeth smiled for my camera! Lola!