Putang-ina, mga magnanakaw kayo! The Commission on Elections has inexplicably disqualified Atty. Elly Pamatong from running for the Philippine Presidency! Shame on you COMELEC!
This is a disgrace! Atty. Pamatong is a Graduate of the UP College of Law, a champion debater, and scored 92% in the Bar! Consider that his batchmate, the illustrious Ramon Magsaysay Awardee Miriam Defensor Santiago barely passed the bar! Did you hear that? He scored FOURTEEN MORE points in the Bar Exam than Miriam Defensor Santiago!
Mga magnanakaw kayong COMELEC! Atty. Pamatong is a graduate of UP gademet! Aba! Hindi naman pipitsugin na law college ang UP di tulad ng lokohang the Ateneo Law School! UP College of Law is also marginally better than San Bading este San Beda Law School where Philip Sigfrid Fortun teaches. (Ang abogago ni Ampatuan. Tagalugin natin dahil hindi naman nakaka-intindi ng tangalog si Ampatuan. San Beda is proud to have the famous Fortun brothers as Faculty members.)
And the COMELEC had the gall to cite Atty. Pamatong for contempt! A wrist him! A wrist him! said the COMELEC. Holy Shet. Hoy COMELEC bago kayo mag-arbitrary detention and abuse of power, kumuha muna kayo ng elocution and diction lessons kay Madame Wetness Sergio Apostol.
And who the fuck is Vetellano Acosta? Why did he qualify to run for the presidency? May C5 at Taga ba siya? Friends ba sila ni Boy Abunda? May kapatid ba siyang butangera? Ang first name ba niya ay inglis para sa titi? May bigote ba siya? He's a fuck pawn nobody endorsed by that has-been joke party KBL to be listed first on the ballot and spoil our one glorious chance of saving our country!
Contrast that to Atty. Elly Pamatong who has the International Militia of People Against Communism and Terrorism! This is an INTERNATIONAL militia that supports Atty. Elly Pamatong! The Nashman supports Atty. Elly Pamatong!