Monday, 25 January 2010

How old were you in High School?

...not old enough, apparently, if you consider the average age of your high school TV series freshmen/sophomores.

Clark Kent was already a DOM by the the time he was pursuing Lana. Josephine was 24 and still(!) in high school when she lost her virginity despite sleeping a lot with Dawson. The most jurassic high school is William McKinley in Lima, Ohio where the stereotypically populated glee club "New Directions" is based. The football jock Finn is fricking 28 and still suffers from premature ejaculation!

Despite this, I still watch because Quinn is kinda cute and I can have immoral thoughts without violating age of consent laws. (Britney Spears was a barely legal 17 when she cavorted with your filthy mind in a cheerleader's outfit.)

On the other hand, Natalie Portman was ACTUALLY 12 years old when she played a 12 year old Mathilda Lando in Leon.

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