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Sunday, 28 February 2010

The Dawgs Help Fritson in His Porktastic Quest for the best Litson Rice in Baguio


Head over to His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit's fellow gourmand Fritson's blog as they review the litson rice served at Sab-atan II at the Dangwa Terminal. "Sab-atan" means meeting place in Kankanaey and 'litson' is not necessarily the whole pig roasting style of 'lechon' but rather the 'lechon kawali' method. As we ate, two French backpackers arrived and we were worried from their Lesbianic looks that they would be crazed Vegans and would cause a big fuss (duwa da gamin nga balasang nga kasla lesbian ngay ket halos amin nga puraw nga lesbian ket vegetarian ya nga managpilit mangan ti ru-ot laeng) but then they ordered meat so all was well.

We had this. For the ratings go na kasi to http://www.litsonrice.blogspot.com. It's an indispensable resource for the best places in Benguet to grab oink for less than what it costs you to go and remain hungry at Starbucks.

It's sooooo Cordillera. Minero ken Koboy. Very otentik. Saan ka pa!

Saturday, 27 February 2010

Gloria Macapagal Kurakot Arroyo gives Gilberto Giba Teodoro the Kiss of Death


Edu Manzano: Fuck that shit. Do not want. I'd rather shove pirated DVDs up my ass than kiss that bitch.

Saturday Potpourri


Oh no, we are late for tea!

Oooh la la. Where it at? Is it a big warehouse like Ikea? Do they deliver? Is there a rewards scheme?

Can you imagine that liver came from a tiny duck? It's huge (and yummeh). Foie gras should be developed for liver transplants.

Queen Elizabeth II herself does the shopping and she doesn't need to bring cash coz she is the money.

The second of February's full moons. A rare event!

Good News


No X-Files here. Science provides an explanation. Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero, who hates math, logic, and science, can go fuck himself.

This will disrupt ocean currents..and you know what that means. (Don't ask Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero, he knows only shite.)

Genius drugs that some people want to be sold over the counter.

Wise words from South African president Jacob Zuma. Him and the CBCP can become best friends because they think alike.

It's still better to be a MILF.

Otto ze Hotdog

Put your tongue deep inside and lick it good


Shashashalani wouldn't mind becosh Her Excellency Gloria Macapagal Mandaraya Kurakot Arroyo ish shtill the Preshident and she can damn well do what she wantsh.

Friday, 26 February 2010

Pimp up your SD card.


Just for fun The Nashman coated an SD card with gold, 99.99% pure.

Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas are also ready to swim in a sea of garbage


AbNoy Aquino and trusty sidekick Mar Roxas handa na ring maligo sa dagat ng basura

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Satur Ocampo and Bong Bong Marcos. Bestfriends Forever


Clickez itich to make enlargement.

One man's pet is another man's livestock


Spare a thought for Signore Bigazzi who suggested that cats make wonderful stews. In his program, he suggested that curing the cat carcass in a fast flowing stream produces a meat delicacy better than rabbit, chicken, or pigeon. Viewers were shocked, outraged, and demanded his head on a plate (irony). Thus, Signore Bigazzi, author of a bestselling cookbook, was kicked out of his own show. The Nashman doesn't see the fuss because The Nashman can make a distinction between his pets and his livestock. We can't claim the 'moral' high ground if we eat any other meat. Why do we eat cows, pigs, chickens, rabbit, ostrich, crickets, fish, kangaroos, antelopes, deer, bears etc without squirming and yet oppose this (alleged) delicacy from the Valdorno? Otherwise, let's all be vegans.

Signore Bigazzi said cats provided protein during the war.

This is how you do it.

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Noynoy Aquino spotted at London Fashion Week


AbNoy Aquino, werqing the runway for your votes.

Vancouver Olympics Shag Index


The Vancouver Olympics condom allowance of 18 balloons per athlete isn't that generous considering it's a 17-day event. That's really just 1 condom per day (and we all know teenagers and athletes in their prime average more than one sexual event per session!). One might say athletes abstain from shagging during competition but only a small percentage of all athletes will actually reach the finals. The rest, ie 5300 of them, will have been eliminated and still be full of testosterone from all that training and will be so horny that they will shag anyone that's willing....and studies show that everyone is willing in olympic villages. (For example). It's an orgy of extremely fit and beautiful bodies. The need to boink is physiological. And why should athletes abstain? Abstinence is UNNATURAL. Olympic Village sex is one of the best shags they will ever have in their life. Go for it!

Noynoy Aquino, however, has no policy initiative to provide for free condoms in Philippine public health centres. This ensures that there will be 160 Million Filipinos by 2035. This is his long term plan to create a big talent pool of Olympic gold medal winning Filipino athletes.

Things we learned today: Human Mobility and the spread of Infectious Diseases


1347
Black Death - Turkey to Europe: 3 years
1918 Influenza Pandemic - US/Europe to Pacific Islands: 1 year
1957 Flu Virus - global in 6 months
2009 H1N1 - global in 2 months

Monday, 22 February 2010

Mondays can be made bearable...


....when your colleague brings homemade goodies to the office.

Imelda in the news again....


...thanks to David Byrne and Fatboy Slim whose concept disco album on Madame Imeldific is due out for release this Spring. It's got Tori Amos, Cyndi Lauper, Natalie Merchant, with the title song sung by Florence and the Machine. So who was Natalie Merchant's Pinoy Boyfriend? It's not Mar Roxas was it?

How disappointing were Imelda's shoe racks? They weren't made of gold!

Headlines: Trannies, dogs, tears, nukes, and virgins


Dark clouds slowly creep over Middle Earth.

One rare instance of the clock working in winter!

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Sports: It's Science not Luck or Prayers


The Brits seem to be dominating sports that require the athletes to be sitting down or be in prone position. Top F1 racing HQs are in England, rowing and velodrome cycling provided most of their golds in Beijing, there's a whole slew of sailing records, and while the Germans still rule the sport of hurtling downhill on a sledge, the Brits are, perhaps, starting to get better recently striking gold on the bob skeleton event. It's all down to training and science. In fact, all three sports (F1, velodrome, and sledging) share the same wind tunnel facility. In this facility, aerodynamics and body posture are optimised. The role of genetics in elite level sports helps a lot too. But if you are not gifted with Ian Thorpe's flipper-sized feet, Lance Armstrong's oversized heart, or Manny Pacquiao's freak hand-eye coordination, science can be a great leveler. No matter what that idiot Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero says about the uselessness of math and science, the fact remains that there is no progress without them. Chiz "Boy Laway" Escudero wants to dumb down the educational curriculum. Gunggong siya. Sana malunod siya sa kanyang laway.

Tongue and Saliva Substitute


...but does it work???

In Praise of English Chicharon


The squabbling Lapids may not talk to me again but I don't care. The English make excellent pork scratchings. You don't even need vinegar. I haven't had chicharon for ages because of my religious beliefs but I was passing through the covered market today and said Fuck it, 150 grams of fat and skin can't be that bad....

Mmmm...

Friday, 19 February 2010

Shootout


How exciting for hacks of the spy/diplomatic thriller genre. This week, Argentina threatened to blockade Falklands waters after the arrival of a British oil rig. A Mossad hit squad has assassinated a Hamas commander in Dubai using fake British passports bearing names of real British citizens. Israel, as usual, says it will not talk, confirm, or deny which is another way of saying "Yeah, we did it. Congrats on our part. Look what we can do. Be very afraid". Diplomats, and MI6 agents no doubt, have been dispatched to Israel and Argentina for the usual bargaining and arm twisting and blackmailing. Expect a handful of novels, documentaries, action movies, and conspiracy theories in the pipeline. But what the British public really really really really really want to know is what Jamby Madrigal wanted to know of Manny "C5 at Taga" Villar - did Prince William dye his hair black?

Ala eh, maganda ang pagkakatina ng buhok niya....

Climate Change


Spring has sprung?

Nein! It's too early!

The New, Revitalised Noynoy Aquino ad Campaign

As you are well aware, AbNoy Aquino's campaign is being handled incompetently and thus he is failing to convert voters to his side. What AbNoy needs to do if he wants to win is to reconnect with his inner Zoolander and show us the real him.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Manny "C5 at Taga" Villar opens a new Spa.


But please Meeester Bond, be careful of my assistant Loren Star Fruit Butterfly Legarda. She loves sucking the life out of old men. Akala mo Sauna, yun pala dagat ng basura....

Tonight's gourmet dinner


..too lazy to go home and cook and so Monsieur Sainsbury's is preparing tonight's grub.

Afternoon walk

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

2010 Philippine General Elections: Know your Candidates. Meet and Greet Party

This May, millions of Filipinos will troop to the polling stations for the most important general elections of this young century. The evil bitch Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, one of the most corrupt leaders of the world, will be demoted to Tongressman of her shitty district, where perhaps she can do little damage in the national scene. The Nashman, as a public service, gathered all the presidential contenders for a meet and greet party.

Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas perform the dance of joy


AbNoy and Marina will be hard on the corrupt! C5 at Taga Money Villar and Lolo Snatcher Loren Legarda better watch out.

Monday, 15 February 2010

Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas are Ready to Ruuuuuummmmmble


Where's the mudpit? Noynoy and Mar are ready to get down and durteh.