Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Monday, 30 August 2010
...of sunbathing in the nude with your children because they think what god made is filthy. Fortunately, Atty. Jo Aurea Imbong is not French. August is the holiest month for the French because everyone, including the president, takes 4 weeks off. The beaches are packed with men, women, and children chillaxing au naturel.
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Mmmm. Someone just jizzed looking at this in the desert.
Discreet offer of fellatio...discreet just like Ashley's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat and its environs.
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Sunday, 29 August 2010
It's a shame The Nashman is leaving Oxbarrio Sur for the more genteel environs of Oxbarrio Norte because Caroline bakes delicious cakes. It's both good and bad, bad because she seems fun ('I'm the least prudish girl ever' she says) and good because cakes are bad for my figure and I need to look buff for my girlfriend.
His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit have been camping out in the lab while The Nashman moves stuff to and fro and this noon when The Nashman arrived, they were much much engrossed with the Belgian Grand Prix which had spectacular crashes and DNFs.
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Saturday, 28 August 2010
Like Tiger and Elin, The Nashman and Grace have parted ways with The Nashman moving to a small hamlet 3km from the centre of Oxbarrio. This is the walk back to the parks...which The Nashman hopes will be a twice daily occurence and will result in the banishment of the flabs...
The Nashman ate lots of berries along the way. Delish.
Does not apply to walkers.
...the imaginary Gruffalo.
The local watering hole.
The outdoor seating area of said local watering hole
The path follows the river downstream.
...still more grain....
Seriously lots of grain.
...and then you reach the back of Isiah Berlin's college.
Then more grass.
...with shrubs bearing fruit that look nice but aren't edible.
The sheltered bit.
...then to Hugh Laurie, Tim Henman, and Emma Watson's old school.
Happily obliged to cross.
Another bridge but this time all natural.
Then, Nigella, ella, ella Lawson's college.
Finally, the bridge to get to the other side to The Nashman's lab. It takes 40 minutes of casual walking and 213kcal to reach this point.
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Thursday, 26 August 2010
You cannot bring ink in the stacks lest you vandalise the priceless collections. Someone comes around asking if your pencils need sharpening. Seriously. It IS someone's job to collect readers' pencils for sharpening. You hand over your blunt graphite and it comes back sharp enough for a tracheotomy.
I stumbled upon the declassified documents for the war effort. The contents are very engrossing. I can now start to write my epic novel
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Wednesday, 25 August 2010
Thursday, 19 August 2010
Tuesday, 17 August 2010
I wish we could get a new Mac but it's still a recession and the government says we should cut costs. Fortunately, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit are quite good with geeky DIY and they upgraded the trusty Macbook....
The old HDD drive is only 160GB and PA/PR Gromit got us a new 500GB drive. First, HRO Karl Willem upgraded our OS from Tiger to Leopard and then cloned the old drive onto the new drive.
HRO Karl Willem says out with the old and in with the new. The old drive is then put in a case and becomes an external back-up drive.
The dawgs proudly show off their handiwork. Now more storage space. Woof.
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