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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Kulkuldit


Normally, in the Philippines, this service is provided by a man with a mustache in the barbershop. It's not erotic at all except for 1% of the population.

Dude

Pre-op tranny has a big black wang.

How the Chilean Mineros will be rescued. Yay!


The mineros have to work too as the debris needs to be cleared. Their waistlines must be no more than size 35 or they won't fit in the capsule.

Monday, 30 August 2010

Polaroids


Polaroids only work if you have beautiful friends....just like Gailey, the judgemental Norfolk Terrier. Woof! If your friends are fuck ugly or only have one look like La Loca Coco Quisumbing, then it's a waste of film and you should stick to digital.

Atty Jo Aurea Imbong and the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines do not approve...


...of sunbathing in the nude with your children because they think what god made is filthy. Fortunately, Atty. Jo Aurea Imbong is not French. August is the holiest month for the French because everyone, including the president, takes 4 weeks off. The beaches are packed with men, women, and children chillaxing au naturel.

Hot Guy on Guy Action to make 25% of my blog demographics very happy


Mmmm. Someone just jizzed looking at this in the desert.

Discreet offer of fellatio...discreet just like Ashley's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat and its environs.

That's 130 pounds off our backpacks...


Thank jehovallazeebub I haz an online subscription. It would be scary to be lost for words.

Ricky Carandang and Noynoy Aquino

Ricky Carandang: Sir, the people of Hong Kong are staging a protest rally.
Noynoy Aquino: I don't believe you.
Ricky Carandang: Why po?
Noynoy Aquino: Ikaw talaga Mr. Shoolie, isa ka bobo. Hindi nagra-rally mga Instik, wala bantay tindahan.

Sunday, 29 August 2010

The Belgians...what have they ever done for us...


It's a shame The Nashman is leaving Oxbarrio Sur for the more genteel environs of Oxbarrio Norte because Caroline bakes delicious cakes. It's both good and bad, bad because she seems fun ('I'm the least prudish girl ever' she says) and good because cakes are bad for my figure and I need to look buff for my girlfriend.

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit have been camping out in the lab while The Nashman moves stuff to and fro and this noon when The Nashman arrived, they were much much engrossed with the Belgian Grand Prix which had spectacular crashes and DNFs.

Saturday, 28 August 2010

Snap Photo Assault: Walking from the village to the lab..


Like Tiger and Elin, The Nashman and Grace have parted ways with The Nashman moving to a small hamlet 3km from the centre of Oxbarrio. This is the walk back to the parks...which The Nashman hopes will be a twice daily occurence and will result in the banishment of the flabs...

The Nashman ate lots of berries along the way. Delish.

Does not apply to walkers.

...the imaginary Gruffalo.

The local watering hole.

The outdoor seating area of said local watering hole

The path follows the river downstream.

Grain....

...more grain...

...still more grain....

Seriously lots of grain.

...and then you reach the back of Isiah Berlin's college.

Then more grass.

...with shrubs bearing fruit that look nice but aren't edible.

The sheltered bit.

...then to Hugh Laurie, Tim Henman, and Emma Watson's old school.

Happily obliged to cross.

Another bridge but this time all natural.

Then, Nigella, ella, ella Lawson's college.

Finally, the bridge to get to the other side to The Nashman's lab. It takes 40 minutes of casual walking and 213kcal to reach this point.

Geeks


The Nashman, Grace, and Caroline.

I vanted it....


...vat it vas so expensive, ja. It's made by the Swiss (via China).

Thursday, 26 August 2010

Excellent Service Sir


You cannot bring ink in the stacks lest you vandalise the priceless collections. Someone comes around asking if your pencils need sharpening. Seriously. It IS someone's job to collect readers' pencils for sharpening. You hand over your blunt graphite and it comes back sharp enough for a tracheotomy.

I stumbled upon the declassified documents for the war effort. The contents are very engrossing. I can now start to write my epic novel

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

Heart-tugging Double Rainbow Event


Tourist Anne Young took these photos of a wild macaque and his adopted kitten in Ubud, Bali! They are double rainbow-esque awesome!





From The Guardian Newspaper

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Dell Philippines Launches a Hayden Kho Laptop


The graphics is so discreet pare. No one will see us here...

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Like Having Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery

I wish we could get a new Mac but it's still a recession and the government says we should cut costs. Fortunately, His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit are quite good with geeky DIY and they upgraded the trusty Macbook....
The old HDD drive is only 160GB and PA/PR Gromit got us a new 500GB drive. First, HRO Karl Willem upgraded our OS from Tiger to Leopard and then cloned the old drive onto the new drive.
The dawgs then took out the old drive.
HRO Karl Willem says out with the old and in with the new. The old drive is then put in a case and becomes an external back-up drive.
The Nashman saved up lunch money to get a Western Digital Scorpio Blue from Amazon.

The dawgs proudly show off their handiwork. Now more storage space. Woof.