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Saturday, 22 January 2011

As one does when one is in the vicinity...


...we called at HRH Charlie Boy's tindahan to look at the official sari-sari. Last I heard from the royal grapevine (which is more a weed actually), Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat and it's Environs is planning to open similar shops in his three hometowns to showcase his all-year vinta-inspired duvet scarf. Oooh, I bet the society writers of Bulgar, Tiktik, and Marawi Tatler can't wait to get their invites

There's lot of Cock-themed items in Highgrove.

Lots of cocks indeed. Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend also likes cocks but that is something he keeps hidden from prying non-royalty inside his glass-walled closet.

Just so the staff know how to serve, finger twirl, those of the Maharlika class from the Sultanate of Ewan.

You will address Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat 'His Ladyship as the Most Highness Bride's Brother, Esq.' in all correspondence and should curtsy with your back turned to him so he can bless you with his turd covered sceptre.

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