Each year the top goat from the lands of Oxbarrio and Cantabarangay meet in a one on one race to determine who is the fastest goat of them all. The betting odds. A smart man would bet on the winner. The seating area for 'guests' (ie not of Oxbarrio or Cantabarangay stock) like Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat. The start line. The punters checking out the athletes. The Cantabarangay competitor is ridden by a veteran jockey. The Oxbarrio athlete and its jockey listening to some pointers from kalding expert The Nashman.