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Saturday, 10 September 2011

The Nashman can't be a spy...


...because The Nashman showers everyday and likes clean clothes and undies. So imagine Jason Bourne and Hanna. Two beautiful spies. They have run 10 miles, krav marga'd 10 villains, and jumped into cesspools to evade pursuers. They have worn the same clothes 3 days in a row. They haven't brushed their teeth. I bet they can't 'blend in' because, my god, all that unwashed sweat, blood, and sewer juice on their bodies...they have got to stink. You won't need some tough Slavic assassin to hunt them down. Just get a regular Pinay colegiala. She can smell them from a mile away and you know Pinays when they smell something...they will continue to sniff and sniff and pout until they have found the source of the stench. - 'Ay, anubayan, ang baho'

2 comments:

Rene said...

putek naman o. pakilagyan naman ng warning sa header mo kung may malalaswa kang post.

The Nashman said...

anong malaswa? kita mo nga bawat sulok at butas nasasabon. super linis!