Monday, 31 October 2011

Happy 7 Billion Day

As expected, the symbolic 7 billionth is Pinoy.
Danica May Camacho, a girl born in Philippine capital Manila, is chosen by UN to symbolically mark global population milestone. The Guardian

Thursday, 27 October 2011


How I amuse myself when stranded by the rain. Rearranging the magazines at the news agents.

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Bike Wheel Change

A brush with certain death cycling with a semi-deflated rear tire forced me to finally get a new tyre and inner tube. I was handyman Tito Boy (every barangay has one) for an hour.

As Gretchen Baretto says "Out with the old, in with the new"

Et Voila. Ready to navigate the mean streets of Oxbarrio again.
Posted via Crapberry

Monday, 17 October 2011

Philippine President Noynoy Aquino on Vacation

Spineless Philippine President Noynoy Aquino fires hardworking technocrats like Prisco Nilo but retains his arrogant and utak wang wang shooting buddies like Llamas.

Sunday, 16 October 2011

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Apple Store London Regent Street Today. Preparing for iPhone 4s launch

Precautionary measures against the hordes of fanboys wanting to get their hands on the last iPhone under Steve Jobs' watch. (If you are selling your iPhone 4 for cheap, ie £39.50. Hook me up)

Saturday, 8 October 2011


Sir Master Fafi Rene papasa ba itich sa Usapang Kalye Forum or kailangan po ba 2/3rds ng photo ay nakapokus sa street mismo para masabing street photography? Para kasing it doesn't tell a story sir master.

Hello Emma

Emma is now at Ashley's College.

Filipinos are Worried about Zombies Too.

Researchers at the Oxford Internet Institute have used online data to construct a map of zombie awareness across the world. The hope is that it could “offer an early warning into the geographies of the impending zombie apocalypse”. Cherwell
It is interesting to note that Zombies are a big problem in Northern Luzon, Greater Metro Manila, and Cebu.

Ugh. Whale tails are so last 2001!

Posted via Crapberry

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Finger Licking Good

If Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat were there, he would no doubt offer to lick that finger.

Dipping it into Hummus.

Old man eating peanuts

Pole Cycling

Test of Gayness: You notice the faux crocodile skin handbag is so last season.


I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth.

...but Lolo doesn't care.

Foreplay Sniffing

"I just scratched my anus. Here, lick my fingers clean."

"I just took out my tampon. Here, lick my fingers clean too."



Oral pleasure.

Monday, 3 October 2011

Sunday, 2 October 2011

My latest art installation.

Definitely going to win the Turner Prize this year because this is so deep and mind blowing. Sometimes I amaze myself. (Posted via Crapberry)

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Doggie Cards! Woof! Woof!

Recession? What Recession?

Girl dressed in a dress made of credit cards handing out balloons. Spend! Spend! Spend!

Anatomy for Beginners

Indian Summer!

Need to go down early to the beach and claim our territory with the beach towel before it gets packed!

Wants a Leica for Maximum Fafiness