Saturday, 30 April 2011

Two Faced Janus Attends Royal Wedding!!

This high resolution digital image posted on the BBC proves the existence of two faced mythical creature.

Royal Kiss

Friday, 29 April 2011

The Grumpy Flower Girl

Grace Van Cutsem is feeling grumpy already.

I can't take it anymore!

Smile or I will feed you to those commoners.

Wednesday, 27 April 2011


Political Correctness gone mad.

Time to recharge the batteries for the rampant rabbit.

Like that's going to stop people from jumping.

Keeping it Real

Unlike Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat who is 90% polyester.

Queen Lilibeth does some last minute shopping for the Royal Wedding

Her Majesty choosing gifts for Wills and Kate.

Police keep a close watch overy her majesty.

Chinky Sausage

Her First Day of Exams

Don't look so sad. Exams are easy peesy

Fly! Fly!


Perhaps one sign of an old (or advanced) society is the quality of betting propositions. It's a great British tradition, betting on the most obscure to the most mundane possibilities. So, The Nashman is looking at the propositions and the odds hoping for a windfall. Obviously, for maximum ROI, one has to back the long shot propositions. Sa dehado, ika nga.

As I said on Facebook, a more appropriate first dance song would be The Aegis Band's "Basang basa sa ulan".

Why any bride would want a 32 ft bridal train is beyond me...but if Katie opts for one, some punters will be modestly rich.

A kiss on the ear?? In bed maybe...but on the balcony would be very daring...and if he did, would be awesome. Sadly, it will undoubtedly be a peck on the lips. Even Madame Auring can see it coming.

Ok, this is the most difficult bet. Blue is out of the question has Queen Lilibeth wore that today.

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Arm Tripod Snaps Again

..gonna take me photo..

...gonna post it on the facebooks.

Spike Lee snaps Barry with iPad.

If youcan't afford Tiffany's or de Beers....

...there's always Shenzen and Guangzhou Jewelers. Lady Di/Kate engagement ring for £2.99!

Queen Lilibeth Snubs 'Boring' Goring....

from the Daily Telegraph

One must eat one's chicken with refinement.

Michael Jackson

...and the girl with no belly button.

Monday, 25 April 2011

Seating Plan

Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend, the Maharajah of Tarpaulin City Marawi, and the Sultan of the Sultanate of Culiat will be seated on a plastic-covered sofa against a wall containing his gold-framed diplomas and leadership seminar certificates, watching the entire proceedings on The Filipino Channel (assuming it is still broadcasting in Misrata).

What are you doing!!

That is not the doorway to Narnia!

Cycling is Beautiful

Holding Hands