Friday, 6 July 2012

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

My Girlfriend's Pet Snake.

London Bicycle Scheme is a Runaway Success

...but I still think cyclists in Paris are more chic. This probably is a good reminder to wipe the saddle before you mount your rented bike.

Monday, 2 July 2012

Sunday, 1 July 2012

Words of Wisdom

BHL is truly the best contemporary philosopher out there.

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Sunday, 27 May 2012

I am not an accountant...

...but I know what an 'asset' is.

Monday, 14 May 2012

How hard was it for the Philippine Daily Inquirer and its Pulitzer-quality investigative journalist Emily Abrera to access this?

PDI ran a story on a fantasist named Caty Petersen who thinks her grandmother is Anastasia based on her grandmother's name and the expert findings of a fortune teller/medium. Emily Abrera should be nominated for the Pulitzer and the Philippine Daily Inquirer news editor who put this on the front page feted and be made Professor of Journalism. Still, this is why we love the Inquirer. It's a tabloid pretending to be a broadsheet and we get our mix of highbrow and lowbrow. Now if only the Inquirer could get Teddy Boy Locsin as a columnist then we have a one stop shop for all things happy, funny, ridiculous, and sad.

Utang ng loob paano nakapasa ito sa fact checker at editorial standards ng Pelepen Dali Enkwirer? Ibang klase rin itong Emily Abrera, nauto niya ang Caty Petersen na siya nalang ang magsulat ng fantaserye...wala pa siyang kapagod-pagod.

Saturday, 5 May 2012

I want the Franchise for this!

Probably won't work for fishball and kikiam but more for inihaw.

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Noynoying Time

What happens in the secret rooms of Malacanang between Noynoy Aquino and Grace Lee.

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Kinilaw na Salmon

Mga simpleng putahe na hindi na nilalagyan ng mga philosophy ek ek gaya ng mga conyo burgis restoran. Bakit pa kailangang i-hafalutin yan?

Monday, 23 April 2012

St. George's Day

The Patron Saint of England...and Georgia. Poor Dragon.

Sunday, 22 April 2012

Friday, 20 April 2012

Iambic Pentameters Sagot sa Kahirapan!

Mang Pandoy would have loved to have read your hifalutin poetry anthology

Thursday, 19 April 2012