His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit prepare the talong salad. The talong salad contains fresh coriander, cherry tomatoes, onions, and anchovies in oil chopped into fine morsels and since it's The Nashmans' Birthday, we can have two tins of them. Yay. El Fartinator is in charge of the halal/kosher pork liempo which was marinated overnight in goodiness. First we roasted the talong. And then El Fartinator was in charge of the barbecue. Done. Et Voila. Our so Pinoy, cucina semi-povera, birfday nomnomz.