Wednesday, 31 December 2014
Tuesday, 30 December 2014
Monday, 29 December 2014
Sunday, 28 December 2014
Saturday, 27 December 2014
Friday, 26 December 2014
Hipster Shaun prepared a simple lunch typical of what Jesus would have eaten in Galilee.
Jesus would have ordered seafood pasta with octopus bits and scallops.
Jesus would have had a salad of beetroot, frissy, and the local feta cheese.
Then, Jesus would have a luxurious Christmas cake soaked in Rum.
Jesus of course could turn water in to wine but why bother when there's Bordeaux Rose from our favourite Jewish families The Rothschilds.
at 7:03 am
Wednesday, 24 December 2014
Tuesday, 23 December 2014
Hipster Rags now proliferate in the Philippines. It used to be just Monocle in the 'third wave' coffee shops but now there's a whole bundle of food porn picturebooks hawking every hipster fad from himalayan salt blocks to small volume craft beer. Dati Abante lang binabasa ko with Blend 45 sa umaga. Ngayon single estate animal poop coffee na with Kinfolk ek ek ang breakfast ko. Shet, isa na ba akong conyo burgis?
The longest bus ride I've ever taken was London to Glasgow (and back) and it took less time than some of my 2000s Baguio-Manila commute despite being twice as far. The worst bit is when the bus stops over to pick up/drop off passengers in bumfuck Dau. I used to do Baguio-Manila at dawn coming back at night and would fume whenever some fucker rode the same bus and wanting to get off in fucking Dau. The young kids are lucky that there are now nonstop Manila-Baguio trips. Moreover, the trip is now three hours short. Expressways are safer too as there are no pedestrians and tricycles.
The TPLEX is not as wide as the SCTEX but at least the surface is smooth enough that you can do cruise control and watch the inflight movie.
at 4:23 pm
Monday, 22 December 2014
Sunday, 21 December 2014
His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem says we should save our stash of Cubans....
...because with Barack normalising trade with Cuba there might be a shortage of reasonably priced Cubans!
HRO Karl Willem says we can always go back to sniffing Alhambras!
Paired with Emperador for maximum patriotism suggests Hipster Shaun!
HRO Karl Willem thinks cigars with Periquet leaves are better!
at 4:53 pm
Monday, 10 November 2014
A very hallucinogenic Negroni with a Hoyo de Monterey Epicure de Luxe Cigar for sniffing. Transports us back to humid post-siesta afternoons in La Union. Our young, taut, brown, and nubile bodies covered in playful beads of water, skinny dipping in the pool by the old tree.
at 7:16 pm