Saturday, 20 September 2014

Apparently, we are having less sex this year.

I agree....but for reasons other than financial woes and pets. We grew fat and are thus unable to perform erotic calisthenics. There were positions we used to do when we were young and nubile but add 10kg on your waist and belly and they become forms of torture.

I have no problem sharing the bed with pets. This is me and FatOtis. We are both fat.

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