Wednesday, 31 December 2014

New Year's Eve

We had burgers. No drama. No stress.

Rehydrating Maria

Vegan Dinner

Thick cut Aussie T-bone. iPhone 6 plus box for scale.

A proper vegan meal!

With our usual easy to cook risotto.

Hipster Shaun is impressed.

Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Duck Fat is Good Fat.

Many people skim all of the duck fat. I don't. Duck fat is the bees knees!

Is dis y we fat?

TV Dinner of the Day!

Window Shopping. Outside looking in.

The only thing we can afford here is Cafe Latte.

An impressive Breguet.

Capitalism. With inflated prices, they only need to make a couple of sales a month. In contrast to Walmart's pack em high sell them low strategy.

Maillard Reaction of the Day

Hipster Shaun gave the chicken an extra dose of charcoaling today. But it was still juicy inside!

A proper TV Dinner!

Monday, 29 December 2014

This why we fat!

Magnolia cafe something something.

I want a Glashutte Original! This model be more expensive than the moonphase Jaeger Le Coultre!

Sunday, 28 December 2014

Lambanog Adobo

Kahal lambanog tastes like vinegar. What better way to drink it than as part of Adobo!

Saturday, 27 December 2014

Friday, 26 December 2014

Hipster Shaun Stress Free Christmas Lunch

Hipster Shaun prepared a simple lunch typical of what Jesus would have eaten in Galilee.

Jesus would have ordered seafood pasta with octopus bits and scallops.

Jesus would have had a salad of beetroot, frissy, and the local feta cheese.

Then, Jesus would have a luxurious Christmas cake soaked in Rum.

Jesus of course could turn water in to wine but why bother when there's Bordeaux Rose from our favourite Jewish families The Rothschilds.

Happy Christmas!

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Steak and Risotto Night

Stumpy supawvises the marinating of the t-bone.

Hipster Shaun chose a red from Castela e Leon to go with tonight's dindin

Stumpy is quite pleased with the spread. Unlike Hollywood movies, it's impossible to shag after this meal.

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Pretentious Hipsterness Is Now in Las Islas Filipinas

Hipster Rags now proliferate in the Philippines. It used to be just Monocle in the 'third wave' coffee shops but now there's a whole bundle of food porn picturebooks hawking every hipster fad from himalayan salt blocks to small volume craft beer. Dati Abante lang binabasa ko with Blend 45 sa umaga. Ngayon single estate animal poop coffee na with Kinfolk ek ek ang breakfast ko. Shet, isa na ba akong conyo burgis?

Tisay. Our useless sofa cat. Only wakes up to eat and shag.

Thank Ramon Ang for the TPLEX

The longest bus ride I've ever taken was London to Glasgow (and back) and it took less time than some of my 2000s Baguio-Manila commute despite being twice as far. The worst bit is when the bus stops over to pick up/drop off passengers in bumfuck Dau. I used to do Baguio-Manila at dawn coming back at night and would fume whenever some fucker rode the same bus and wanting to get off in fucking Dau. The young kids are lucky that there are now nonstop Manila-Baguio trips. Moreover, the trip is now three hours short. Expressways are safer too as there are no pedestrians and tricycles.

The TPLEX is not as wide as the SCTEX but at least the surface is smooth enough that you can do cruise control and watch the inflight movie.

Monday, 22 December 2014

Hipster Shaun Cocktail of the Day: Vesper Martini

Hipster Shaun wanted a Vesper. It used to be made with Lillet but they changed their formulation. Cocchi Americano is closer to the olde Lillet.

Shaken, not stirred.

Buguias Strawberries

My aunt has started planting strawberries. They be awesome!

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Weiner Loves Being Stroked in the Morning

We need to hoard Cubans because Barack!

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem says we should save our stash of Cubans....

...because with Barack normalising trade with Cuba there might be a shortage of  reasonably priced Cubans!

HRO Karl Willem says we can always go back to sniffing Alhambras!

Paired with Emperador for maximum patriotism suggests Hipster Shaun!

HRO Karl Willem thinks cigars with Periquet leaves are better!

Make your own Business Class Cocoon at PAL

We really miss Cathay Pacific!

A curtain separates you from those foolish enough to pay extra for those seats. As in why??

I had the whole forward seats to meself. Yay.