Hipster Shaun prepared a simple lunch typical of what Jesus would have eaten in Galilee.
Jesus would have ordered seafood pasta with octopus bits and scallops.
Jesus would have had a salad of beetroot, frissy, and the local feta cheese.
Then, Jesus would have a luxurious Christmas cake soaked in Rum.
Jesus of course could turn water in to wine but why bother when there's Bordeaux Rose from our favourite Jewish families The Rothschilds.