Random Thoughts

The Oxbarrio Hamburger Appreciation Society

2012-01-22T23:00:00.000Z

It's definitely more funner in de Pelefins.

2012-01-10T17:43:00.001Z

Pelefins, number one for fun fun fun fun.

Advice from the man who physically blocked my submission of my master's dissertation: Don't Give Up.

2012-01-10T17:36:00.003Z

Huwag mong isuko ang laban, kayaaaaaa mo yaaaaaaa-aaan.

Chorizo y queso

2012-01-10T10:12:00.002Z

It's More Fun in Benguet

2012-01-08T15:28:00.001Z

Benjamin Abalos: Karma's a bitch.

2012-01-07T20:10:00.000Z

The ABS-CBN Online News Style Guide

2012-01-02T17:51:00.002Z

Kumakalat ngayon.......

New Year Tinola

2012-01-01T13:42:00.002Z

Walang ganyan sa country club ni Ashley na puro fusion ek ek with pretentious overpriced red wine list kahit nasa tropics.

Our favourite escapist program Top Gear Promoting British Industries in India.

2011-12-31T01:12:00.018Z

Infallible Karen Logic

2011-12-30T23:15:00.002Z

We need some tinctures for our maladies

2011-12-30T16:09:00.002Z

Cucina Povera: North African chorizo pesto penne

2011-12-30T12:39:00.002Z

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's scumbag lawyer Ferdinand Topacio loves Hitler.

2011-12-27T21:51:00.002Z

..and he's not even hiding it. No wonder. Him and Gloria Arroyo deserve each other.

We luff Kreni and the Otti!

2011-12-24T18:04:00.002Z

His Royal Orangeness Karl Willem and PA/PR Gromit were so happy to find these boxes.

It's from Ottovitelli and Sonny! Woof! Woof!

They are loverly! Ebook reader with wifi and 3g!! Yay!

Aww. We can put all our pdf files on it.

Lunch and dinner

2011-12-23T16:01:00.002Z

Choose Love

2011-12-23T02:06:00.000Z

Give the Little Girl Her Studio Pwompter

2011-12-21T23:32:00.001Z

Ah, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo in those heady days. How the mighty have fallen.

Usapang Kalye

2011-12-21T12:48:00.002Z

Ang sa akin lang naman kulang sa cliche.

Pass the RH Bill. Now na!

2011-12-19T22:55:00.003Z

Fashion 2012. Recycling is so in right now.

She is actually a halo-halo vendor and each pouch contains one shot of condensed milk. Mmm. Bili na suki.

Cucina Povera: Dinner of tasteless bargain bin pasta. Same as lunch.

2011-12-19T17:24:00.002Z

But we don't complain. We are still fortunate.

Fight for equality!

2011-12-19T01:10:00.002Z

Pineapples make the bulk of any fruit cocktail! I want more mangoes!

Cucina Povera: Toast with Tesco value liver spread topped with Tesco value Cheddar cheese.

2011-12-18T12:15:00.002Z

Microwave Carinderia: Two viand office meal

2011-12-17T22:32:00.002Z

Cucina Povera: Tinapa itlog kanin avec suka at bawang.

2011-12-17T11:47:00.003Z

O ha Ashley may ganire ba sa ipinagyayabang ng royal fellow from Culiat na high table?

Third World Rollercoaster

2011-12-15T22:20:00.001Z

Riding top load in the mountains is fun fun fun.

Tea break.

2011-12-13T17:14:00.002Z

Enjoying the impeachment circus.

Me at 15 curing the lesbians..

2011-12-12T13:44:00.017Z

Le souffle au cœur, 1971 (Louis Malle)

Digital Polaroids with the Huaweidroid: Charles makes kembot.

2011-12-11T22:14:00.003Z

Sashay, sashay. I'm heir to the throne, beyatch.

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, one of Asia's most corrupt leaders, must be really sick....

2011-12-07T21:03:00.000Z

..she's turned into an old Caucasian woman with greying hair.

My teacher Stephen Hawking and his new set of wheels.

2011-12-07T20:05:00.002Z

Ocean Deep

2011-12-07T16:01:00.002Z

Maybe the fundaMENTAList Catholics are correct. Overpopulation is the least of the Philippines' worries. The Pacific oceanic crust getting pulled under the Philippine tectonic plate may actually give rise to new landmass within our territory. Yay. Of course, the price for that are high intensity earthquakes that will inevitably destroy Metro Manila (even more yay, it's a dump anyways) but thankfully, the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines has a very potent weapon in the form of the Oratio Imperata. We all know how effective it is against nature.

Sitting on Emma's Table

2011-12-07T15:15:00.003Z

It's the end of undergrad term so I haven't seen Emma Watson recently. I need to ask her for a discount at Burberry Bicester Village.

Kita mo naman Ashley, ang pwet ko at pwet ni Emma, sa parehong silya naka-upo. Walang say ang kaibigan mo na royalty kahit mag-high table pa siya sa Christ Church kasama ng mga other self proclaimed aristocrats na sumusulat ng sarili nilang Wiki autobiographies.

Digital Polaroids with the Huaweidroid: Old reading the new.

2011-12-07T13:31:00.002Z

So, whatever happened to the much hyped Pinoy novels?

Man taking a photo with a Leica M9

2011-12-07T13:02:00.002Z

What I have learned: he has a cheap nondescript beige camera bag, has two mobile phones one an old Nokia and the other an HTC android. He drinks double espresso and wears lace up shoes. When I grow up I want to be like him. For the meantime I'm stuck with the cheap 3 megapixel Huawei u8180, my first ever smartphone and the cheapest android froyo device in the market.

Social Climbing Necessities

2011-12-07T01:11:00.002Z

Can't wait for Rosamunde and Ashley's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat's unveiling of the brother's bride's royal crest, finger twirl. Pustahan tayo, may kung ano anong burloloy nakalagay doon at balot ng makulay na duvet scarf. Take note, hindi lang kaibigan ni Ashley, ang ma-feeling na pa-crest crest. May kilala ako na Indio hinanap pa ang crest sa Espanya (via Wikipedia) dahil nga kastila kuno ang apelyido, inangkin ito, at nagpagawa talaga ng dambuhalang crest na nakasabit sa kanilang sala. Iba na talaga ngayon. Hindi na sapat ang ma-feature sa Tatler (na puro naman kabit ng mga kurakot ang laman), kailangan ring umawit at sumayaw at ipost sa youtubes.

Twilight Movie: Recommended by Ashley and His Royal Friend

2011-12-07T00:57:00.002Z

Convincing argument is convincing.

2011-12-07T00:28:00.001Z

Hipster Nashman: Into Football in de Pelefins way before it was cool

2011-12-06T22:47:00.000Z

Digital Polaroids with the Huaweidroid: Buskers singing Snow Patrol

2011-12-06T14:56:00.002Z

Digital Polaroids with the Huaweidroid: Dead Turkeys

2011-12-06T14:15:00.002Z

Juxtaposition

2011-12-06T11:44:00.003Z

One wonders. Why a photo of Lilibeth and not of the woodlands? Is she a suspect?? (PS. Royal Estates, like Richmond Park of Fenton Fame for example, are open to the public for dogwalking....unlike some poshy-poshy subdivisions in Las Pinas)

Digital Polaroids with the Huaweidroid: Morning Shower

2011-12-06T09:17:00.001Z

Our shower stall layout is really weird.

Allegedly the most haunted lane in the shire

2011-12-05T21:29:00.007Z

And yet no ghost sightings so far. I am disappoint.

Scandinavian thingamajigs. Want.

2011-12-05T21:29:00.006Z

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You need to give your bank account details to purchase this.

2011-12-05T21:29:00.005Z

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Antonio El Tornado de Peking Margarito

2011-12-05T17:28:00.004Z

Ni hao ma? Cotto v. Margarito II was a more entertaining boxing match for the casual viewer than Pacman v. Marquez III. I put it on to fall asleep (as I did with Pacman v. Marquez III) but ended up watching the entire thing. Incidentally, Mrs. Margarito, Mrs. Cotto, and Mrs. Pacquiao all have the same facial features and prominent jaw lines and look very much alike. Maybe boxers like the same things.

There was no doubt (unlike Pacquiao v. Marquez III). Cotto won.

Making sinigang to battle pesky flu.

2011-12-04T17:49:00.002Z

Waking up.

2011-12-04T11:21:00.002Z

Walking home past midnight

2011-12-04T00:27:00.003Z

Tonight's nomnomz is orzo with vinegar.

2011-12-03T20:43:00.002Z

21

2011-12-03T20:39:00.004Z

Mine would probably contain 99% transfats.

Power Pooping

2011-12-03T12:03:00.002Z

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Me bespoke pants have a hole.

2011-12-02T15:53:00.002Z

Look. I offer you a midget.

2011-12-02T12:58:00.000Z

The Nashman's new 2nd hand bike

2011-11-30T21:43:00.002Z

The crashed bike was not worth saving so we got this instead. It doesn't have front and rear shocks so it's not a smooth a ride as the old one but it also means it's faster for the same amount of pedaling effort.

Handful

2011-11-30T14:11:00.002Z

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Crash into me

2011-11-27T22:02:00.002Z

Had a spectacular crash with another cyclist. He broke his hand. My rear wheel got potato chipped.

El Dinamita Foils Pacman for the Third Time!

2011-11-13T21:48:00.002Z

Pacman won the match. Shoulda been a draw. Pacquiao is Moriarty to Marquez' Sherlock.

Corrupt Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and her version of Halo

2011-11-08T13:48:00.000Z

Meanwhile, somewhere in Afghanistan...

2011-11-07T21:50:00.003Z

from The Boy from Bamiyan

Big Wide Vagina

2011-11-06T11:36:00.000Z

Happy 7 Billion Day

2011-10-31T21:52:00.005Z

As expected, the symbolic 7 billionth is Pinoy.

Danica May Camacho, a girl born in Philippine capital Manila, is chosen by UN to symbolically mark global population milestone. The Guardian

Juxtaposition.

2011-10-27T12:42:00.000Z

How I amuse myself when stranded by the rain. Rearranging the magazines at the news agents.

Alain Delon et Romy Schneider

2011-10-24T18:27:00.004Z

Bike Wheel Change

2011-10-23T20:08:00.000Z

A brush with certain death cycling with a semi-deflated rear tire forced me to finally get a new tyre and inner tube. I was handyman Tito Boy (every barangay has one) for an hour.

As Gretchen Baretto says "Out with the old, in with the new"

Et Voila. Ready to navigate the mean streets of Oxbarrio again.
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Guitar wins the Libyan Revolution. Long live the guitar!

2011-10-20T16:20:00.000Z

Me before I was sent to Swiss Finishing School.

2011-10-18T08:16:00.000Z

Philippine President Noynoy Aquino on Vacation

2011-10-17T19:03:00.002Z

Spineless Philippine President Noynoy Aquino fires hardworking technocrats like Prisco Nilo but retains his arrogant and utak wang wang shooting buddies like Llamas.

Me new hat.

2011-10-16T18:55:00.002Z

Autumn sun

2011-10-16T13:15:00.001Z

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Practice makes perfect.

2011-10-14T20:18:00.000Z

Apple Store London Regent Street Today. Preparing for iPhone 4s launch

2011-10-13T14:25:00.002Z

Precautionary measures against the hordes of fanboys wanting to get their hands on the last iPhone under Steve Jobs' watch. (If you are selling your iPhone 4 for cheap, ie £39.50. Hook me up)

My £12 M&S jeans have sprouted a designer bum hole

2011-10-12T12:14:00.000Z

Land Ho! Captain! Aye! Aye!

2011-10-09T19:09:00.000Z

Inspector Montalbano: May Asim Pa Si Lola.

2011-10-09T18:52:00.007Z

The theists fight back.

2011-10-09T12:56:00.001Z

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Cyclist

2011-10-08T19:58:00.004Z

Sir Master Fafi Rene papasa ba itich sa Usapang Kalye Forum or kailangan po ba 2/3rds ng photo ay nakapokus sa street mismo para masabing street photography? Para kasing it doesn't tell a story sir master.

Hello Emma

2011-10-08T15:35:00.002Z

Emma is now at Ashley's College.

Filipinos are Worried about Zombies Too.

2011-10-08T14:44:00.005Z

Researchers at the Oxford Internet Institute have used online data to construct a map of zombie awareness across the world. The hope is that it could “offer an early warning into the geographies of the impending zombie apocalypse”. Cherwell
It is interesting to note that Zombies are a big problem in Northern Luzon, Greater Metro Manila, and Cebu.

Ugh. Whale tails are so last 2001!

2011-10-08T12:47:00.001Z

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Finger Licking Good

2011-10-04T19:11:00.002Z

If Ashley and Rosamunde's Royal Friend from the Sultanate of Culiat were there, he would no doubt offer to lick that finger.

Dipping it into Hummus.

2011-10-04T18:55:00.000Z

Old man eating peanuts

2011-10-04T17:46:00.000Z

Pole Cycling

2011-10-04T17:26:00.004Z

Test of Gayness: You notice the faux crocodile skin handbag is so last season.

Artiste

2011-10-04T16:54:00.002Z

I whip my hair back and forth. I whip my hair back and forth.

2011-10-04T16:38:00.002Z

...but Lolo doesn't care.

Foreplay Sniffing

2011-10-04T16:25:00.002Z

"I just scratched my anus. Here, lick my fingers clean."

"I just took out my tampon. Here, lick my fingers clean too."

Mmmmmm...chicken.

2011-10-04T14:11:00.001Z

Omnomnomnomnomnomnom

2011-10-04T13:34:00.002Z

Oral pleasure.

Autumn is upon us.

2011-10-03T14:20:00.000Z

My latest art installation.

2011-10-02T12:14:00.001Z

Definitely going to win the Turner Prize this year because this is so deep and mind blowing. Sometimes I amaze myself. (Posted via Crapberry)

Doggie Cards! Woof! Woof!

2011-10-01T23:34:00.000Z

Recession? What Recession?

2011-10-01T23:31:00.003Z

Girl dressed in a dress made of credit cards handing out balloons. Spend! Spend! Spend!

Anatomy for Beginners

2011-10-01T23:27:00.000Z

Indian Summer!

2011-10-01T09:35:00.002Z

Need to go down early to the beach and claim our territory with the beach towel before it gets packed!

Wants a Leica for Maximum Fafiness

2011-10-01T08:02:00.001Z

Fr. running from the scene of the crime.

2011-09-30T22:30:00.000Z

Run Father, run.

I see you baby...shaking that ass...

2011-09-30T22:27:00.001Z

Man cannot help but look.

The DPWH brings in the big guns for Manila Bay sea wall rehabilitation

2011-09-30T17:16:00.001Z

Popsicle Suckers

2011-09-29T19:47:00.000Z